Then tragic, now comical moments:)

Few days back every TDH in school was preparing for the placement season. I had shock tremors run down my spine when I saw children taking notes and literally rattofying expected interview questions and then cracking the process! I tried to follow them and started flipping frantically through MBA books only to realize that just wasn't my cuppa tea! Worried, I went to an enlightened soul to show me the light(every achiever big or small turns into a counselor). I just could not assimilate the fact that four semesters, forty-five subjects could be learnt in 7 days. So what had they done?Simple, mastered any one of their favourite subjects:). Cool!!!Happy with the solution, I went through Corporate Finance and was on cloud nine the day I completed it! And what confidence! Nobody can stop me now. But how could I forget, I am HIS favourite kid, the chosen one(TCO). HE only knows in what ink and in what mood HE wrote my destiny! Following are the interview questions that were deal breakers:

Interviewer: What is your favourite subject?

TCO: Corporate Finance(I was waiting for this one!)

Interviewer: Ok, so let's talk about Banking.

TCO: @#$%&*!

So the next time I prepared four subjects(to be on the safer side). But then HE had a different plan for me...

Interviewer: Do you read?

TCO: (Can I say a NO to that?)Yeah...

Interviewer: You like history?

TCO: (Tempted to say NO, but that would be blunt and rude! Ask me about MBA you UKeP) I haven't read much but I enjoyed whatever little I read in school.

Interviewer: What did you enjoy? Ancient/Medieval/Modern?

TCO: (WTF! Kyu gadey murde ukhaad raha hai?) Modern.

Interviewer: Which dynasty Chanakya belonged to?

TCO: (Which part of Modern history will tell me that you ass*&^%) I don't know which dynasty he belonged to but he mentored Chandragupta of the Mauryan dynasty.

Interviewer: I never asked you that.

TCO: (Go to hell!) That is what came to my mind Sir, I am sorry...

Interviewer: When was the Battle of Plassey fought?

TCO: (I know this...)1751...No, 1757...No, 1751(F***)

Interviewer: You only said you enjoyed history.

TCO: My fault.

Interviewer: It's a shit job. You will go a long way if you do something of your own.

TCO: (That's why you are doing it. Suits you!)

Interviewer: You wanna say something or ask something?

TCO: (Yes, one question. When was the last time you smiled you narak ke gutter mein ladne wale pig ki intestine ke keedey!!!) The pre-placement talk was very informative Sir. You have already answered all my queries:) ( I don't want this job now even if you pay me double! Just pray we never meet across the table with positions interchanged, I will make your life hell!!!)

But today, looking back, I think I quite enjoyed the grill and the thrill:)